Bawk...bawk...bawk...

So got Bawked at on my evening walk.

What is "bawked" you may be asking yourself?

It is the very loud sound of a chicken (bawk...bawk...bawk) coming from a human face, sticking out of an SUV that is speeding down the street rapidly.

Now what should one's response be to this?

Mine was to jump hysteraically and exclaim, "What the **** was that for?" (Yes I know, not the most profound statement or the best reaction. I'm working on this, I have never been good at responding to bawking noises. Never learned chicken in school you see.)

Now off for a drink... to calm the nerves.